21 Economic Models explained with Cows - 2008 update
1. SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.
2. COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
3. FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
4. NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
5. BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...
6. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.